WOW! I’M A MUSICIAN NOW!

Check it out, Apple’s GARAGE BAND software package came with my new PowerBook and I sat down tonight with my groupie (TheFiancee) and wrote and recorded my first song!! COOL! What’s even better is, thanks to the Internet, I ALREADY HAVE A DISTRIBUTION DEAL–FROM ME!! So, check it out, folks! It’s my first bitchin’ techno track–oh wait! I have to introduce myself. I can’t just go by my name “ThePete,” I have to have some cool “BAND” name, you know, like Trent Reznor can’t just be “Trent Reznor,” he has to be “Nine Inch Nails,” even though, like, he’s the only guy in the band. Anyway, so, my band name is going to be “THEREZNORTRENTZ!”

Just like that, you have to say it all fast, like that. “THEREZNORTRENTZ!” I’m sure I’ll change it a couple dozen times, but for now, that’s my band name!! So, here it is! THE FIRST SINGLE FROM THEREZNORTRENTZ!, “BIRTH OF A TECHNO GOD”!!

Okay, so it’s a sucky first song, but you have to admit, it’s better than the tracks most rappers have backing them up!!